Hotel amenities can be the icing on your vacation cake, making an otherwise humdrum stay special. But a few properties have recently taken their perks from pleasant surprises to ridiculous gimmicks—some so over-the-top that you just have to laugh a little. Here are 10 of the most ridiculous hotel amenities out there, so the next time you're on vacation, you can pass on the bath butler and Swarovski-crystal-encrusted bottled water (but say yes to that complimentary cocktail hour).