The Holy Land Experience, Orlando, Florida

We bet The Simpsons' Flanders family comes to The Holy Land Experience on vacation instead of Six Flags. Here you'll be taken on a moral roller-coaster ride as you go through the park, stopping at fun activities like The Jesus Boat, the Whipping Post, and Smile of a Child Adventure Land. Holy Land is based in Orlando, which is also home to Disney World and Universal Studios, two much less exciting theme parks, clearly.